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Topic: From Frankenfish To Mansquito: Bonnie Hammer Is The Queen Of Crap (Read 185 times)
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languatron
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Thank God Bonnie Hammer is only in charge of the "Little Cable Shit Hole" known as Sci-Fi Channel. Can you imagine the damage this WITCH could inflict on the entertainment industry if she were in charge of an entire studio, or an entire corporation? Bonnie Hammer took her "World Wrestling Federation Insensibilities" with her when she went on to DECIMATE the Sci-Fi Channel. Is there any form of DAMAGE left that Bonnie Hammer has not yet utilized in TRASHING the Sci-Fi Channel? Bonnie Hammer reminds me of all of those IRRESPONSIBLE drivers on the road who always do the exact opposite of what they're supposed to be doing at every given moment. The IDIOTS who stop at green lights, the IDIOTS who run through red lights, the IDIOTS who don't move at green arrows, the IDIOTS who gradually slow down at green lights to pause and reflect on their meaningless and pathetic lives. Bonnie Hammer has built her entire CORRUPT career on doing the exact opposite of what she should have been doing at every given moment at Sci-Fi Channel. Bonnie Hammer puts NON-Science Fiction programming on Sci-Fi Channel, refuses to put Science Fiction programming on Sci-Fi Channel, makes the most GOD AWFUL, CRAPPY ASS MOVIES that makes Roger Corman's early efforts look like Steven Spielberg films.
Bonnie Hammer's latest contribution to the inevitable "Discount DVD Bin at Blockbuster Video" is a delightful little HUNK OF CRAP called "Mansquito." "Mansquito" will no doubt jettison to the crapper of people's memories just as "Species III" has, the Sci-Fi Channel made CRAP PICNIC that made the entire "Species" fanbase sit on their collective toilets and heave. Perhaps one of the biggest problems with these Sci-Fi Channel made CRAP FESTS broadcast every Saturday night, is every Bonnie Hammer movie can be summed up in one sentence or just by the title. You don't even have to watch "Mansquito" to know what the HUNK OF CRAP is about. One of those retarded morons present in all of Bonnie Hammer's movies (wearing Aaron Douglas's jump suit), violates nature/science/a tub of pesticide; and turns into a saliva drooling, horny with an erection, giant mosquito that goes around doing all of the sexual things to teenage girls that the freako didn't have the balls to do when he was human. The only way the cops can nail the guy on statutory rape, is to ram a can of "Raid" up his ass and light a match.
The entertaining thing about "Mansquito", is that there is actually a group of balding, middle aged, horny men working at Sci-Fi Channel who think this CRAP up for Bonnie Hammer. Hammer, being the WITCH that she is, green lights this CRAP for production faster than you say "Ron Moore Sucks." I'd love to see the soundstages where all of these TRASH HEAP movies for Sci-Fi Channel are filmed. There you would find the left over props and puppets from "Frankenfish" and "Terminal Invasion." Bonnie Hammer's CRAP MOVIES have earned a special place in someone's heart at "Best Buy" stores. When Hammer's movies are released on DVD, they are usually placed right behind the copies of "Girls Gone Wild-College Girls Exposed" - Volumes 1 -12.
Bonnie Hammer isn't even managing an Action/Adventure network anymore. What once was the "Sci-Fi Channel", went to the "Horror Channel", to the Action/Horror/Crap Channel... to...what the channel is now....
"BONNIE HAMMER'S PMS NETWORK"
-When Hammer's on the rag, run for cover and don't
watch the Sci-Fi Channel.
What sort of RETARDED MORONS would think up a movie called "Mansquito?" I honestly think that the more RETARDED you are, the more qualified you are to work for Bonnie Hammer and Sci-Fi Channel. After all, it was bunch of RETARDED MORONS who put Ronald D. Moore's CRAP FEST on the air, right? Moore's TURD FESTIVAL has as much to do with "Battlestar Galactica" as does a condom commercial. "Mansquito" will put most viewers to sleep this weekend, and earn barely enough advertising revenue for Bonnie Hammer to go out and get a boob job.
I'll pass on "Mansquito" this weekend, and watch something made by Steven Spielberg or James Cameron instead. 
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languatron
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I think all of the viewers passed on "Mansquito" as well!!
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